I love visiting Dental Magic; in fact, next time I would like to have an extended appointment so that I could bring a picnic lunch, and we could all enjoy some great Jimmy Buffett singing with gourmet food & wine .... mostly from my garden. Dancing would be permitted, but, of course, no "Tennessee waltzing" shenanigans!
And can we have a baby-naming contest ... where the winner's name BECOMES the name of the next Bartolome? And receives a free crown? Okay, at least a small free filling?
Oh yeah, I have a small survey for all the professionals I visit (which increasingly seems to be daily), as follows:
1. Do you prefer sane or insane patients?
2. Do you cater to junk food jockeys .... or real food gourmets?
3. If x-rays don't penetrate bone, enamel, or fillings .... what do they show?
4. Would you prefer to visit your dentist in the a.m. or in the p.m? Or heavens be, at midnight?
Thanks for your cooperation. We patients like to know how we may add to your experiences
of torturing us!!!